Random Thoughts: When can I retire?

I really want to not have to work. Some people say that they will keep working after they retire. I say, "Not me!" I would love it if I could wake up in the morning, go for a run, eat breakfast, work on the house, work in the garden, work on my car, go sailing, travel around places near and far, go to the beach, go to a movie in the middle of the day, etc., etc., etc. How could you not keep busy? If I have any wealthy readers who want to put a couple million in an account with the interest going to me, that would be much appreciated. If you're willing, let me know. We can get together, hang out, I'll buy us a couple beers and we can discuss the specifics. Looking forward to hearing from you. Thanks.